Seattle Represent!

“All we care about is brewing a malt liquor that will really mess you up!” Almost live hits it right on the nose with this classic sketch.

Remember Seattle in 1993? You may not, if you’re in the target age range of this site, but nevertheless is was pretty amazing. Grunge was at its peak, Amazon.com would start in Jeff Bezos’ garage in a year, and Almost Live was an funny as ever with the recurring lame list skit featuring members of Seattle’s heavy metal community. Look for Kim Thayil of Soundgarden in this clip.

Remember back when Bill Nye was an Almost Live cast member, before he made millions and was nationally known? Here’s a funny sketch starring the Science Guy on Almost Live.

The ol’ nose candy not doing the trick? Try Blow with Calcium, as shown on a funny Almost Live sketch from back in the day.

Throngs of “zombies” slowly made their approach towards Fremont last Friday in an effort to break the Guinness World Record for the largest zombie walk. The event, hosted by Fremont Outdoor Cinemas, attracted an official total of 3,848 zombies, although it was believed as many as 6,000 were unofficially lurking in the Fremont area that night. This total shattered the official Guinness record for 894 zombies set back in 2006 as well as the unofficial record of 1,550 set in 2008. Continue Reading…

Bellingham Travel & Cruise’s website has no mention of any anal cruise. Strange.

An amusing X-Files send-up about everyone’s favorite Scandinavian neighborhood by the jokesters at Almost Live.

No, it’s not Harold and Kumar 3, but for residents of Snohomish who are fans of the “Halfling’s Leaf” the forced retirement of Dixie the drug dog might be just as good. The dog, who at $16,000 a year costs more than the average Americorps member, looks to be first on the chopping block when the City Council starts trimming the budget this week. Dixie may be able to make a case for age discrimination as the police force is likely to retain services of the younger and leaner Kizar, a fugitive sniffing German shepherd. Continue Reading…

Unsolved mysteries of Seattle – The last doorway in Pioneer Square that does not smell like bum pee. Another funny skit from Seattle’s own Almost Live.

Tired of your current job? Is the office just not exciting enough? Learn to be a carnival ride operator in Almost Live’s funny sketch.

Another funny sketch from Seattle’s own Almost Live on using similes.

Making fun of political correctness, Seattle’s politeness, and the dating scene, this Almost Live sketch is hands down my all time favorite.