Seattle Represent!

I effing hate hipsters.  The mere mention of the word “hipster” will bring me to convulsions at 20 paces. When I see a fixed-gear track bike, some sort of primal urge overcomes me and uncharacteristically forces my usually peaceful mind into a place of vengeance and division. Why do I feel this way? Why does a lifelong, anything goes type liberal foster so much hatred towards a seemingly innocuous group? I just simply can’t stand their supposed indifference and woeful smugness that everybody knows is bullshit. Continue Reading…

As a recent and grateful resident of the Puget Sound region, I have come to pride myself on many of the redeeming aspects of Pacific Northwest culture: I love the plentiful and quality music, the countless outdoor opportunities, the fantastic and unique food available on any city street. More importantly though; I appreciate an overall more advanced perception of social and political issues. Seattle and the surrounding area prides itself on this point. Open minds, tolerance and equality are found in much greater density here, than in my former Texas home. This is evident and bears heraldry with Seattle’s recent acquisition of female professional sports. Progressive? You be the judge. Continue Reading…